Where are the Bears?

Fox News was NOT on. It might be because today is Sunday, but not for a "God's Day" or "shomer Shabbos" kinda thing. I think it's mainly because there is a lot of football on Sundays. This is actually a great time for me because I get to spend time with my grandparents and the most angry outbursts I hear are either about an outrageous football play or a tricky puzzle piece (puzzle remarks are frequent).

Although, today my grandma was sour that the Chicago Bears game was not on TV. I figured that the game was just on a channel that she didn't know they had, since the only channels that really exist are Fox News, NBC, and the Food Network. After looking online, I noticed that it said the game was being covered by FOX.

"Grandma, it says that the Bears are playing on Fox...have we checked that station?"

"Well shucks, I thought I did, I wasn't sure that they would have the game on..." she answered as she grabbed the remote.

Something doesn't sound quite right about that statement...why wouldn't FOX Sports have the game on? I watched in slow-motion as she pushed the keypad buttons "2" and then "3". Sure enough, there was no Bears game on...only Shepard Smith talking about a terror alert.

Fox News was on.